everything is awesome

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sheepsaremeh
i-am-a-fish

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hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

neothepolitan

*hesitantly steps closer*

i-am-a-fish

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thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

neothepolitan

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

i-am-a-fish

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ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

neothepolitan

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

i-am-a-fish

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i wanna start…

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…a friendshit

neothepolitan

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

i-am-a-fish

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randomfandomteacher
gallusrostromegalus:
“ hyratel:
“ amelie-not-amelia:
“ catchymemes:
““My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!” ”
Mom...
catchymemes

“My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

amelie-not-amelia

Mom priorities

hyratel

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

gallusrostromegalus

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

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